dictionary of bad
english
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- ant (n) when
sth is finished; This is the ant, my dear friend (the
Doors).
- asshole (adv) globally,
generally; You must try to view the human asshole.
- back (n) a
container in which you put things; I can't find my
hand-back.
- bat (adj) opposite
of good; This is certainly a bat idea. [see
also --> bed]
- beak (adj) large;
He has a beak problem to solve.
- bear (n) an
alcoholic drink make from grain; I'm so thirsty, I
could do with cold bear.
- bed (adj) opposite
of good; I was expelled from school after this bed
experience with my biology teacher. [see also --> bat]
- bird (n) the
hair that some men let grow on the lower part of their faces;
He shaved off his bird.
- bitch (n) an
area of sand near sea or lake; John was lying on
the bitch all day long.
- boat (v) past
tense of BUY; I've heard they boat a new house in
the country.
- body (n) friend;
Hey, meet my body, Hank!
- brunch (n) division;
"This bank is growing fast." "I’m not surprised. It has
a huge brunch in every major city."
- called (adj) not
warm; It's called in here.
- carless (adj) lacking
skills or concentration; There are so many carless
drivers in Poland! [see also --> salt]
- cart (n) a
small --> piss
of stiff paper; I can't find my identity cart.
- chequered (v) past
tense of CHECK; Bill's exam form was thoroughly
chequered.
- chick (adj) stylish,
smart, fashionable; There are many chick boutiques
in this area.
- coach (n) -->
piss of
furniture; Lie down on the coach if you're feeling
sick.
- cock (n) -->
piss of
wood-like material put into the neck of a bottle to keep liquid inside;
He took the cock out of the bottle.
- cops (n) a
dead body; The cops floating in the river -- horrible! [see
also --> corpse]
- corpse (n) a
military formation; John's a volunteer from Peace Corpse. [see
also --> cops]
- cunt (n) not
to be able; Can I go to your room? No, you cunt!
- dare (adv) in
or to that place; Dare is a very irregular verb, which I can't
remember right now...
- day (pron) 3rd
person plural personal pronoun; Day finished work when the night
came [poetic :].
- deed (v) past
tense of DO; Can you tell me what deed they shut in the box?
- deep (n) cold
sauce for appetizers; Henry plunged his carrot in the deep.
- delayed (v) to
remove sth (written or printed); To stop this application you
must press the "delayed" button.
- doc (n) a
kind of pet; Mom's --> boat
me a new doc.
- eel (adj) sick;
He's been eel for a week now.
- feel in (v) to
write down the information; Could you feel in the form, please?
- filling (n) opinion;
What's your filling about it?
- foot (n) what
you eat; Jenny couldn't eat all the foot from her plate.
- fucks (n) facsimile
machine or printout; Would you fetch me the fucks, please?
- full (n) a
stupid person; After dinner he proposed to her, and she was full
enough to accept.
- fur (n) what
you pay for passage; "Your fur, please", the conductor
said.
- hair (n) the
person who inherits property; Queen Elisabeth died without any
hair. [authentic example]
- heat (n) attention;
Take no heat of what he says!
- heel (n) a
small mountain; High heels are back in fashion again.
- high fee (n) stereo;
I'll never forget the high fee in his bedroom.
- hit (v) past
tense of HIDE; Jack hit his jewels in the box.
- hurt (n) the
part of the body which pumps blood; I love you, darling, with
all my hurt.
- kilt (v) past
tense of KILL; But why were they kilt?
- lamp (n) the
young of sheep; Silent like a lamp.
- laugh (n) warm,
kind feeling; Let's make laugh together, shall we?
- lest (adv) after
all others; First we hear, then we put down, lest we forget...
[philosophical :-]
- lice (n pl) false
statements made to deceive; What a pack of lice!
- low (n) a
rule or set of rules; I study low.
- meet (prefix) middle;
She's in her meet-thirties.
- modal (n) miniature
version of sth; As a young child, Chomsky liked playing with
modals.
- mouse (n) the
space behind the lips; Don't talk with --> foot
in your mouse!
- odd (n) kind
of a lyric poem; Odd on a Grecian urn (Keats).
- offal (adj) very
bad or unpleasant; "How was lunch?" "It was offal!".
[authentic example]
- offer (n) writer
of a book, etc.; This is a very well-known offer.
- peek (v) eat
without appetite; She only peeked at her --> foot.
- piss (n) small
fragment of something; Piss of mind (Iron Maiden).
- plate (v) past
tense of PLAY; The Goldsmith family plate the trumpets.
- price (n) award;
She won the first price in our competition.
- pun (n) a
container for cooking; She panicked and --> kilt
the hornet with a pun.
- release (v) to
understand the importance of sth; The pain was due to gas. It
took Jackie a while to release it.
- salt (v) past
tense of SELL; My car was old. I salt it. [see also --> carless]
- seize (v) stop
doing sth; Tom was badly injured when he seized fire.
- sew (v) to
call to court; Be careful: he can sew you!
- shit (n) a
--> piss
of paper; Can I have another shit for my essay?
- sick (adj) opposite
of --> sin
(2); Johnny has a very sick phonetics handbook.
- sin (1; v) to
produce musical sounds with one's voice; I could hear him
sinning in the bathroom. (2; adj)
lacking density; After this
horrible act Percy vanished into sin air.[see also --> tin]
- sinner (n) sb
who --> sins
(1); Pavarotti is my favourite opera-sinner.
- so (v) past
tense of SEE; I so him last night.
- soap (n) liquid
--> foot
made from meat, vegetables, etc.; My children like chicken soap
the most.
- staff (n) thing;
What's this juicy staff on your sweater?
- steel (adv) opposite
of 'not any more'; I steel love you.
- stiff (n) popular
English name corresponding to Polish "Stefan"; Hi,
stiff! How are you today? [authentic example]
- Stink (n) nickname
of a British pop-->sinner;
They say Brenda loves Stink.
- sued (n) soft
leather with rough surface; He shouldn't have kicked the tax
collector. His shoes were sued. [see also --> suit]
- suit (v) past
tense of SUE; "I did my best, your Honour, but the woman's
suit," said the tailor. [see also --> sued]
- sweeter (n) woolen
garment; He got this lovely sweeter for Christmas.
- tin (adj) extremely
slim; It is hard to believe that such a tin woman gave birth to
a big baby. [see also --> sin]
- tot (n) idea;
I can’t get to sleep. My head is full of those horrible tots.
- tree (1; adj) not
busy; Are you tree tonight? (2;
num) number 3; There
were tree people inside.
- walk (n) when
you do sth for money; All walk and no play makes Jack a dull
boy.
- ward (n) what
we speak and write; There are four letters in this ward.
- warm (v) to
remove parasites; Our --> doc
can't eat anything. We'll probably have to warm him.
- write (v) e.g. a
horse; Do you often write a horse
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