Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation.
15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1. Test Firing the Death Star
I jeszcze, co mówi nasz mały przyjaciel Yoda w sytuacjach intymnych (np z Yaddle ;))
12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11. "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10. "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
9. "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
1. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"